February 2010
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what do you want your last words to be?
I don’t know. Something meaningful and wise. The culmination of all my life experiences and knowledge summed up into one perfect succinct sentence.
Or “Yippie-kai-yay motherfucker.”
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When’st it proper, madam, to slurp your soup?
Never, dear sir. Never.
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why are you so short and cute?
Why are most of these questions relating to my height?
But to answer your query, luck of the draw I suppose.
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January 2010
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I’m calling bullshit on your genetics answer. As you stated in your answer, your family is all of normal height. That means something else is the cause of it, and it’s not your gene pool! Boom!
Thanks. You’re either calling my mom a whore or me a mutant.
But seriously, is 5’2” really that short?
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Who (not a celebrity) would you pick to live in a deserted island?
Probably my brother Justin. We survived 65 days together this summer in relative harmony. Which is much longer than I ever had with anyone else. Plus he could probably build a boat to get us off said deserted island.
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why is Nikki Pechota so beautiful and suck a wonderful park of your life? this is not her asking by the way!!!
I would answer this is there was only one misspelling. But two, I’m sorry. I just can’t overlook that.
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corn chowder soup from the UC or bonnie’s angel food cake?
My mind just melted. I can’t function. This decision is too hard.
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Have you ever eaten the never ending pancakes @ ihop? If so, which is your favorite syrup topping?
I have not eaten never ending pancakes at IHOP. I’m not a big pancake person. I prefer french toast or waffles. And I’d imagine my favorite syrup would have to be maple.
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have been a banana again lately?
Sadly I have not. I don’t even know where the costume is. It was pretty trashed after all the use it got last year. But I’m sure, like a phoenix rising out of ashes, it will be back,
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What do you want to do after college?
Be happy.
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What is your favorite memory with each of the 7?
Not fair. Too many to choose from. Too many hilarious times. You’re still going to make me pick aren’t you? Ok, fiiiiiiiine. But this is going to be long. And in no way a comprehensive list.
Katie: Any time we quote movies. No one does it as quickly or cleverly as Dorothy. I love it. Also, her spot on impressions of...
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Great story about an alternative school teaching alternatively. Instead of using the same failed method, Morton Alternative is changing the way we look at troubled youth.
I’m a Morton West High School graduate, and I’ve never been prouder to come from that district.
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Is butter a carb?
……Yes.
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What are your thoughts on illegal immigration? Hahahaha
It’s complicated. That’s the most succinct way to put it. I will say, however, that my views have changed since high school.
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Why are you so cherubly short? (FYI cherubly is a made up word for now but means “like a cherub”)
Genetics, my dear friend.
While everyone else in my family is of normal height, with my eldest brother towering in at 5’11 3/4” (not 6 feet as he so heinously lies) I come in at a sturdy 5’2”.
Reaching the top shelf is so overrated.
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How would you like to die?
Anyway but quietly in my sleep. If I’m going out, I want it to be with a bang.
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Do you like your job?
I really do. Both of them.
I like being an RA because of the perks (obvi) but I also really enjoy helping people in their time of need. I like being a trustworthy person they feel comfortable going to. I feel like I’m doing something positive.
Although i just started, I love being a tour guide. Getting people jazzed about school is fun. And...
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If today you woke up as a donut, would you eat yourself?
Excellent question. It would depend on the donut. Do I have sprinkles? Am I chocolate or vanilla? Am i cream filled?
Who am I kidding. Of course I’d eat myself. I’m delicious.
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Can I rub your gums?
Depends. Are your hands clean? Have you trimmed your nails recently? Will you be gentle?
I don’t let just anyone poke around in there.
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Do you know the way to San Jose?
I’ve been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way.
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Would you rather have no toenails or no feet?
No toenails for sure. I’d still be able to walk. That’s kind of a big deal.
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What do you think is your most attractive feature?
My Cherub-ness. Duh.
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What household chore do hate to do the most?
The dishes. The mixture of food and soapy water makes me a wee bit nauseous.
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Great chat #2
Sarah: you smell like shit.
Laura: it's because i brushed some in my hair
Sarah: Let me lap it out with my cat tongue
Laura: as long as you massage my scalp with your claws too.
Sarah: only if you let me wear your skin.
Laura: i'd love to see my dark complexion with your dazzling blue eyes
Sarah: olive skin.
Sarah: you have it, I don't.
Sarah: I would like you to wear mr. man's skin.
Laura: we're the same size.
Laura: and i also like exposing myself.
Sarah: I think you should come over to my current apartment. and you should be nude.
Laura : that can be arranged.
Sarah: you should stand against the windows. and expose yourself to jay.
Laura: it wouldn't be the first time.
Sarah: you probably did it all last year you tramp
Laura: he never complained.
Sarah: kris knows now. she's judging you.
Laura: only god can judge me.
Sarah: wrong.
Laura: i think kris wants to have her way with me.
Laura: i told her you wanted to see my naked and she said i should come to her room too.
Laura: STRANGER DANGER
Sarah: she'll touch you.
Great chat #1
Me: I exposed myself to Jay last year. now sarah wants me to do it again. i think it's just a ploy for her to see me naked. i feel unsafe.
Kris: if she touches you in any way that makes you feel uncomfortable, you can always come to my room for shelter.
Me: thank you. i knew you would understand.
Kris: I will always be here for you.
Me: you're like my jesus. or fairy godmother.
Kris: I feel so honored.. I was your Obi-Wan-Kenobi yesterday, and now I am your fairy godmother today.
Me: but a black fairy god mother. like in the black Cinderella staring Brandy. God that was such a good version.
Kris: I have always wanted to be black so I could sing like Brandy.
Me: i've always wanted to be black so i could dance.
Kris: or have a fro. I hate being white. Its boring.
Me: black girls can get away with shaving their head too. i've always wanted to but i know i'd look like a cue ball. being white is a total let down. except when it comes to legal matters, speeding tickets, education, and general socioeconomic stereotypes.
Kris: So true.
Why I love my Mother #481
Mom: Hello daughter - how are move-ins going?
Me: why are you on facebook chat?! you're too hip for your age. i don't like it.
Mom: cause i'm stalker mom heh heh heh